Dili - president and evil mastermind
Hometown: Southern Rim of the Lake of Fire
Favorite Player: Marouane Chamakh
Favorite Arsenal Moment: League Cup Final, 2011
How You Came to Love Arsenal: After I absorbed the soul of Stan Kroenke in 2007, I decided to look into his business interests.
Top 3 Hobbies: Afflicting the weak, amassing minions, ruling over all I see
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: How easily they bow to my wishes
Matt - vices president
Hometown: Bag End
Favorite Player: Gervinho
Favorite Arsenal Moment: The 1972 Centenary FA Cup Final
How You Came to Love Arsenal: My dad's family is from Leeds, so Arsenal was a natural choice.
Top 3 Hobbies: Avarice, Gluttony, Sloth
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: They give me many chances to indulge in vices throughout the year.
TOMMY - BARFLY
Favorite Player: Sébastien Squillaci
Favorite Arsenal Moment: That one guy scored a pretty sweet goal that one time.
How You Came to Love Arsenal: I like beer. They said I could drink beers in the morning if I watched the Arsenal. Now I drink beers in the morning.
Top 3 Hobbies: crocheting, croquet, and croquettes
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: They make my own alcoholism seem less raging.
Fun Fact: Not actually a Chicago Gooners board member. Just here for the beer.
meredith - disciplinarian
Age: A Gentleman never asks, and a Lady never tells
Hometown: No fixed abode
Favorite Player: André Santos
Favorite Arsenal Moment: Arsenal v Stoke - Feb 27, 2010
How You Came to Love Arsenal: To spite my Spurs-loving ex
Top 3 Hobbies: Smoking, intimidating men, ham radio
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: I'm more normal than half of them.
CALE - ragin' cajun
Age: 127 in dog years
Hometown: Gooner Gras
Favorite Player: Yaya Sanogo
Favorite Arsenal Moment: Also Gooner Gras
How You Came to Love Arsenal: Finally found an excuse to drink during the difficult-to-justify 6-11AM hours.
Top 3 Hobbies: Airboat racing, gumbo preparation, whittling
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: All the singing.
Jim -centre back
Age: My agent says I can play anything from 26 to 40
Favorite Player: Kim Källström
Favorite Arsenal Moment: Herbert Chapman introducing the WM formation
How You Came to Love Arsenal: Long story, but it was on a dare.
Top 3 Hobbies: Ballroom dancing, blacksmithing, basket-weaving
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: The breakfast sandwiches
homeless dave - equipment manager
Age: Huh? I dunno.
Hometown: Down by the river
Favorite Player: Özil
Favorite Arsenal Moment: Winning the league in '89
How You Came to Love Arsenal: I like the red shirts.
Top 3 Hobbies: Real estate development, networking, synergy
Favorite Thing About Chicago Gooners: It's nice and warm.